IC Contact (Duplicity)

[detectivedwloki]

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[varnish]

On the contrary. Non-humans titillate me more than you know.

[He slides his shades up to settle them atop his forehead.]

Have any erected your interest in particular? I seem to recall you being on the prowl for them last we spoke.

[detectivedwloki]

You're just packed full of innuendos, aren't you.

[He sighs and shakes his head, looking at his coffee.]

That wasn't my intention and no, honestly? I've continued to struggle to find many partners, human or not. Which is a pain in the ass considering the quotas we have to meet monthly.

[varnish]

Is that so? Can’t imagine why.

[Actually, he can, but he won’t be rude just yet. Instead, Belial casually runs his finger along the lip of his coffee cup and flashes David a sharp smile.]

You’re so cute~

[detectivedwloki]

[That earns Belial sceptical look.]

Cute?

[varnish]

[He raises a brow, nonchalant.]

No need to be so modest~

[detectivedwloki]

I'm not cute.

[varnish]

Hmm...

[Belial turns in his chair to address the barista behind the counter.]

You think he’s cute, don’t you?

[Caught off guard, they look up from their work for a moment to glance between Belial and David. Charismatic as ever, Belial offers a soft laugh and a wink.]

So many cute people today~

[Then, turned back around,]

They totally think you’re cute.

[detectivedwloki]

[David opens his mouth, shuts it again and gives a shake of his head.]

You don't know me very well if you think that.

We both don't know each other very well.

[varnish]

Maybe you should grow a beard.

[Belial sighs, refusing to explain anything further.]

Then get to know me~ Ask me what you want. We fooled around just like this last time, didn’t we? But I suppose if you know what gets you off, then there’s no shame in doing it over and over~

[detectivedwloki]

Beards aren't generally allowed in my profession.

[Not that that's relevant any more here since he's no longer an official detective, but yet he still maintains the look. Tattoos are also frowned upon but he'd been allowed the ones he's already gotten. He covered them up as much as he could while working.]

I'm afraid I'm not really that good with small talk.

[He admits.]

[varnish]

But tattoos are ok, huh.

[He’d make a comment about allowing delinquents into the force as well, but, again, he’s trying to be as nice as possible. Somewhat.]

Nothing wrong with that. It’s an endearing quality, really. Super cute.

[Yeah. He’s being so nice. Belial intertwines his fingers and rests his elbows up on the table.]

Then we’ll start smaller than small. I asked you before, sooo... Guess my favorite color~

[detectivedwloki]

[He looks down at his hand and rubs his knuckles self consciously as if trying to rub the tattoos off.]

My superiors made an exception since they weren't too offensive.

[He sighs and looks at Belial.]

I don't know. Red?

[varnish]

You’re not just saying that because you’re admiring my eyes, are you~?

[He bats his eyelashes to emphasize his words.]

[detectivedwloki]

[That seems to fluster him and he blinks a few times; looks away.]

No.

[varnish]

[Cute.]

You’re right though~ I adore it.

[It’s the color of the apocalypse, of course. His voice dips.]

Have I ruined the mood, detective?

[detectivedwloki]

That depends what sort of mood you were trying for.

[He still doesn't look up; drinks the rest of his coffee.]

[varnish]

Nothing deep, of course. I like to ease my way in before I get too involved.

[Yes. Just full of innuendo today. And always.]

I’m only trying to loosen you up a bit. You’re so tense~

[detectivedwloki]

So you want to help me relieve that tension?

[varnish]

[He leans forward just a touch.]

Of course. Just call me your little guardian angel~

[detectivedwloki]

Then maybe we should go somewhere more private.

[varnish]

That didn’t take much at all, did it?

[He stands from his seat with a stretch, more to show off than anything else.]

You must be backed up pretty bad~

[detectivedwloki]

[He shrugs, gives a sheepish smile.]

I ran out of coffee.

[varnish]

Not strong enough for you, huh.

[He tips his sunglasses back down to cover his eyes before stepping to the side.]

How’s about we get you something that’ll keep you up all night then~?

[detectivedwloki]

Why do I get the feeling the innuendoes haven't stopped?

[He gets up, ready to follow Belial's lead. He knows he can't take Belial back to Tim's place, due to a clause in that contract.]

[varnish]

What can I say? I’m a generous man~

[He heads out the cafe and holds the door open behind him before he steps out onto the sidewalk. Nice and cool out here. Less bright too.]

My place isn’t far from here. I could give you the grand tour~