IC Contact (Duplicity)

[detectivedwloki]

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misfire;

[varnish]

[Incomes a random message for you there, champ. Seems to be an image with no note attached though. More specifically, it’s an image of a large white snake wearing an upside down tulip on top of its head like a little hat. The photo and lighting quality are all exquisite too. Someone’s clearly taken the time to set this all up.]

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[detectivedwloki]

Is this some sort of threat?

[He hasn't had the best experiences with snakes.]

[varnish]

What’s so threatening about my darling Lucy?

[... also how did he get this picture anyway]

[detectivedwloki]

It's a snake.

[varnish]

Annnnd?

[detectivedwloki]

They're dangerous.

[varnish]

Now that’s not very nice. Look how precious they are with little flower hats. Doesn’t seem dangerous to me.

[detectivedwloki]

It's a wonder it didn't bite you.

[varnish]

She’s a very well-mannered lady.

My other snake isn’t so sweet~

[detectivedwloki]

You have multiple snakes?

[varnish]

Just one other one. He’s a feisty one.

Would you like to see him~?

[detectivedwloki]

I'd rather not deal with any snakes.

[varnish]

[And of course this is where another photo of a snake shows up. It’s the same white snake, but this time there’s a tiny top hat on her head.]

[detectivedwloki]

Are you sending me more pictures on purpose?

[varnish]

Hmm?

Detective, are you being sneaky? Have you been stealing my precious photos this whole time?

[detectivedwloki]

I don't want any of your photos.

Unless you're saying you have something to hide.

[varnish]

Not at all~ I’m wiiiiide open. Just for you ♥

[detectivedwloki]

Your innuendos are also not welcome.

[varnish]

Maybe you should cuff me for being a naughty boy~

[detectivedwloki]

Why do I have the feeling that you'd enjoy that too much?

[varnish]

Not nearly as much as you I bet

[detectivedwloki]

Was this all some ploy to meet up with me again?

[varnish]

Is this where I ask for a lawyer~?

[detectivedwloki]

Only if you think there's some crime in progress.

[varnish]

It’s just that I feel as if I’m being interrogated, is all~

Am I coming on too strong?